"In other news, technicians are baffled at the apparent excitement shown by a submarine at sight of Carnival's newest cruise liner, the 'Snorkel Patty'."
The once formable Soviet ballistic missile submarine force after years of being a major pain in the ass was quite today after the introduction of a new suppository launch technology. Ivan Bunasski an on-site technician was quoted as saying “In the past our red fleet was swollen and pained to keep up with the Americans, with this new technology we can transition to a smaller and much calmer force.”
The suppository launch was successful but sails have yet to materialize.
The Russians loaded their latest Doomsday device--confident that the addition of a happy little Smurf hat would placate generations of American "useful idiots" weaned on puerile children's television.
Desireous of to put a "kinder, gentler" face on its global ambitions, the Russian Navy instituted a policy inspired by the famed "globe trotting" pontiff, John Paul II--sporting suitcase stickers on their ICBM's as well as the Pope's colorful sombrero .
On June 28, if all goes well, a Soviet Volna rocket originally designed to deliver nuclear warheads will push spacecraft to an orbit 500 miles high. The payload is said to be owned by a large, multinational organization that has attracted the attention of British intelligence.
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nobody at vlad had ever seen a boat this excited.
"In other news, technicians are baffled at the apparent excitement shown by a submarine at sight of Carnival's newest cruise liner, the 'Snorkel Patty'."
Boris, tell me again why we have all this petroleum jelly
The once formable Soviet ballistic missile submarine force after years of being a major pain in the ass was quite today after the introduction of a new suppository launch technology. Ivan Bunasski an on-site technician was quoted as saying “In the past our red fleet was swollen and pained to keep up with the Americans, with this new technology we can transition to a smaller and much calmer force.”
The suppository launch was successful but sails have yet to materialize.
The Russians loaded their latest Doomsday device--confident that the addition of a happy little Smurf hat would placate generations of American "useful idiots" weaned on puerile children's television.
Desireous of to put a "kinder, gentler" face on its global ambitions, the Russian Navy instituted a policy inspired by the famed "globe trotting" pontiff, John Paul II--sporting suitcase stickers on their ICBM's as well as the Pope's colorful sombrero .
Looks like they're testing giant condoms!
On June 28, if all goes well, a Soviet Volna rocket originally designed to deliver nuclear warheads will push spacecraft to an orbit 500 miles high. The payload is said to be owned by a large, multinational organization that has attracted the attention of British intelligence.
At last the liberals had a weapon they could support - a visibly multicultural SLBM.
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