Thursday, June 23, 2005

Caption Contest v2.0

Solar Sail

Post your entries in the comments section below.

I'll announce the winner on Monday.

11 Comments:

At 8:59 PM, Blogger bothenook said...

nobody at vlad had ever seen a boat this excited.

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger Rob said...

"In other news, technicians are baffled at the apparent excitement shown by a submarine at sight of Carnival's newest cruise liner, the 'Snorkel Patty'."

 
At 3:21 AM, Blogger Xopher said...

Boris, tell me again why we have all this petroleum jelly

 
At 5:18 AM, Blogger zero bubble said...

"Yuri, go grab the big f***ing hammer. I'll make this thing fit!"

 
At 6:01 AM, Blogger Lubber's Line said...

The once formable Soviet ballistic missile submarine force after years of being a major pain in the ass was quite today after the introduction of a new suppository launch technology. Ivan Bunasski an on-site technician was quoted as saying “In the past our red fleet was swollen and pained to keep up with the Americans, with this new technology we can transition to a smaller and much calmer force.”

The suppository launch was successful but sails have yet to materialize.

 
At 8:21 AM, Blogger WillyShake said...

The Russians loaded their latest Doomsday device--confident that the addition of a happy little Smurf hat would placate generations of American "useful idiots" weaned on puerile children's television.

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger WillyShake said...

Desireous of to put a "kinder, gentler" face on its global ambitions, the Russian Navy instituted a policy inspired by the famed "globe trotting" pontiff, John Paul II--sporting suitcase stickers on their ICBM's as well as the Pope's colorful sombrero .

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Solomon2 said...

Looks like they're testing giant condoms!

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger Gus Van Horn said...

On June 28, if all goes well, a Soviet Volna rocket originally designed to deliver nuclear warheads will push spacecraft to an orbit 500 miles high. The payload is said to be owned by a large, multinational organization that has attracted the attention of British intelligence.

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger jeff said...

At last the liberals had a weapon they could support - a visibly multicultural SLBM.

 
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