Ultraquiet No More: Caption Contest v3.0

Friday, July 01, 2005

Place your entries in the comments section. I'll announce a winner on Tuesday.

Happy 4th of July, everybody!

At 7:07 PM, Vigilis said...: Clouseau, you Idiot!
At 7:57 PM, Robert Schumacher said...: Following a career culminating in a COB tour, retired MMCM(SS) John Smith found his new career in law enforcement was just missing something...
At 8:03 PM, Lubber's Line said...: Liverpool, UK – Sergeant Bobby Pepper of the Liverpool Port Police has been disciplined and docked a weeks pay today for inadvertently diving his patrol car into the canal. Witnesses reported hearing a distracted Sgt. Pepper singing This Familiar Tune before submerging his vehicle.
At 6:56 AM, Bubblehead said...: I said you were supposed to report for an undercover assignment, not underwater.
At 2:14 PM, WillyShake said...: *As the Hazard County Deputy's car begins to sink...*

Deputy Enos Strate: Possum on a gumbush!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ohhh! That was a *horrendous* crash!

"Boss" Hogg: Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Enos! This is your superior officer RosCOOOOOOOOO P. Coltrane! I'm in Hot Pursuit!...I love it! I love it!"

Duke Boys: YEEEEEE-HHAAAAAWWWW!!!
At 2:17 PM, WillyShake said...: [Continuing the Dukes of Hazzard theme]:

Daisy's so dumb she thought she'd go parking with the Pool Boy...