Humor so stealthy it must have been classified
With apologies to Bubblehead and the JC's present crew. Here is some special, humor from Wizbang in February that has surfaced so stealthily it must have been classified until now.Some excerpts:
Headline - Navy to Commission *Attack* Submarine Jimmy Carter
Now there is a misnomer if ever there was one. -- Unless, of course, it was named after the attack rabbit.
Borrowing from a commenter on the Rott, "with all that inflation, will it be able to dive?"
What's next, the John Kerry Veterans Adminstration Building? A new model deep sea diving suit called the Kennedy for the Navy?
Maybe they should name a submarine after Ted Kennedy, he's experienced at sinking things
I suppose it is the first of it's kind in the Malaise class sub.
World’s First Nookyular Sub
posted by Vigilis @ 10:32 AM
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Or the George W. Bush submarine...only for the Navy Reserves, really tough to find when you actually want it to do it's job...
(And it's predecessor, the George H.W. Bush sub, main weapon if faced with a Japanese enemy is the vomit torpedo...)
Sorry, couldn't resist...you did open the door, after all...
No problem, Rob, yours are just as funny.
And later on when the time comes, after all the work of building the submarine, running the submarine, repairing the submarine, give it away to another country, just like Mr Jimmy did with the Panama Canal.
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