The EU’s concern about global warming has resulted in the commissioning of a new vehicle. The vehicle will still produce hydrocarbon pollutants but was designed for the coming rise in sea levels over the next century. Nicknamed “The Blue Helmet” in honor of the idle UN Military Officer who designed it, the vehicle will do 100 mph on land and 10 Knots at sea. First sales are expected to be in Holland.

5,000.00 euros MSRP
50,000.00 euros after Taxes

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