Military friends vs. other friendsA friend on my boat sent this to me (edited a bit to remove the egregious vulgarities):
Military friends vs other friends
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents "Mr. and Mrs."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and
tell them about the fat girl you tried to pick up
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what
you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...we f***ed up...but that was fun...but
I'm not calling the CO this time!!!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to "man up, Nancy boy!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what
the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over
the place and say, "You better drink the rest
of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol
OTHER FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" 2
minutes later "okay just one more".
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk s*it to the person who talks
s*it about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them on their ass!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will support you when you try to quit
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will blow smoke in your face and
offer you cigarettes until you cave, then call you a wuss for relapsing.
Now come on, don't tell me this doesn't sound familiar (like "typical boat life")...
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